Whats jokes
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"