Whats jokes
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.