What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.