Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.