Whats jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What should my next YT vid be about?
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What does suck a sucking fish?
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.