Whats jokes
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.