Whats jokes
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)