Whats jokes
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.