What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Whats Jokes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
