Whats jokes
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.