Whats jokes
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!