Whats jokes
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.