Whats Jokes

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

Returning to the scene of the crime.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble!

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?

What do you call a Trump Supporter?

A piece of $hit!

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.