Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?