Whats jokes
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
What is the best way to pick a woman at a bar?
Spike her drink with roofies
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do a woman construction worker and a woman activist have in common?
They just stand there and hold the sign.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Need a sock puppet for a joke.
"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
(Teacher): "What's one sport you want to do, but you're not good at?"
(Me): "Suicide."
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.