Whats jokes

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?

A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

A burglar breaks into the home of a weapons engineer. He wants to steal some of his weapons from his strictly secured chamber. When he breaks in through the window to go into his weapons cellar, he realizes that the inventor is at home and heard him from upstairs.

The burglar shouts, "Hands up, there is no escape!" The engineer shouts, "What do you want from me?" The thief answers impatiently, "Well, what do you think? I know what you're hiding here. Get me entry to your armory, right away!" "Never in my life will I do that!" The burglar pulls out his pistol, "Either you let me in, or you go for it!"

"Well, I'll give up, I'll give you my guns. Please don't shoot me." The burglar grins gleefully, "Thank you." "I even have a gun here that I've been working on lately. You can have it." The burglar then thinks and grunts, "Okay, before you open up, you'll show me this first!"

The inventor says, "It's shooting plasma. You can test it on one of my practice goals that I've made while I'm unlocking," and points to a side room where various dummies with targets are set up. The burglar walks into the room with the targets, focuses on the red dot in the middle of the disc, and pushes off. But the gun does not fire plasma or at the target. Instead, the gun fires a bullet at the burglar. This causes him to bleed to the ground.

The engineer behind him began to laugh, "Hahaha! I knew you were falling for it! This is not a plasma gun at all; this is my latest invention, especially for burglars like you: the backward-shooting pistol."

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

What's 6 plus 7?

67.

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

What kind of bike do women ride?

A menstrual cycle.

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.