Whats jokes
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"