Whats jokes
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What do pedophiles and guitars have in common?
They both fingered A minor.
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.