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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Heh, what do you call two girls who love scissors?
Lesbians! Bahahah!
Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"
I said, "You."
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?
A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?
Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.
Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.
What is the motto of left-wing authoritarianism?
We don't have one, so you don't need one.
What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.