Whats jokes
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.