Whats jokes
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.