Whats jokes
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.