Whats jokes
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.