What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Whats Jokes
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.