Whats jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!