What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call a retard?
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
What is life?
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.