Whats jokes
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."