Whats jokes
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."
The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"
The doctor calmly replies "Nine".
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS