Whats jokes
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.