Whats jokes

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.

What's the city with the fastest growing population?

Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him :)

What's better than throwing dead babes?

Catching them after with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call sex?

Making cake.

Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period.

What do you call an amazing goat?

A goat-zing.

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.

What's green then red all over?

A frog in a blender! :)

What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?

One doesn't eat their husband out.

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

Quack!

What did the cow say every morning?

Good moorning!