Whats jokes
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.