Whats jokes
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.