Whats jokes
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."
Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.