Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.