Whats jokes
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."