Whats jokes
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.