Whats jokes
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.