What do you call jokes
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
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What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.