What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
