What do you call jokes
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.