What do you call jokes

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't.

What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.