What do you call jokes
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!