What do you call jokes
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.