What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.