What do you call jokes
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.