What do you call jokes

Emo

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Car

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

Human

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Shit

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Emo

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Emo

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

Emo

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.