What do you call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!