What do you call jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.