What do you call jokes
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.