What do you call jokes
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.