What do you call jokes
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂