What do you call jokes
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!