What do you call jokes
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call Aston?
Asston.