What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.