What do you call jokes

Emo

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

Emo

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

Muslim

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?

(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."

Train

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!