What do you call jokes
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.