What do you call jokes

Pencil

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

Man

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Can

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.