What do you call jokes
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.