What do you call jokes
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.