What do you call jokes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call somebody with no nose?