What do you call jokes

Dog

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Shellfish

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Wheelchair

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Panera Bread

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Stereotype

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Vibrator

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Fighter

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.