What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.