What do you call jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌