What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.