What do you call jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀