What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.