What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
