What do you call jokes
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.