What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.