What do you call jokes
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.