What do you call jokes
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.