What do you call jokes
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.