What do you call jokes
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.