What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!