What do you call jokes
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.