What do you call jokes

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST

Dog

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Panera Bread

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Wizard

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.