What do you call jokes
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a?
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.