What do you call jokes
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!