What do you call jokes
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.