What do you call jokes
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!