What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!