What do you call jokes
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.