What do you call jokes
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.