What do you call jokes
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.