What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!