What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
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What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.