What do you call jokes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.