What do you call jokes
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.