What do you call jokes
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.