What do you call jokes
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.