What do you call jokes
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.