What do you call jokes
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.