What do you call jokes
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.