What do you call jokes
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.