What do you call jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.