What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.