What do you call jokes
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.