What do you call jokes
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.