"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
