What do you call jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!