What do you call jokes

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?

A hipster!

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.

"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"

"Claustrophobic!"

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.