What do you call jokes
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.