What do you call jokes
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.