What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
