What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.