What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!