What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.