What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.