What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ
LGBBQ
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
what do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
a baked potato
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
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What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless
