What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.