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What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
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What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
