What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.