What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.