What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".