What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
