What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.