What do you call a decapitated politician? A severed head of state.
What do you call a orphan family tree
A tree stump
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
what do you call a running chicken
scared
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
