What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
