What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.