What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.