What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
What do you call a orphan family tree
A tree stump
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
What do you call a decapitated politician? A severed head of state.
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
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What do you call a orphans family reunion
Me time
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
what do you call a running chicken
scared
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