What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!