What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.