What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.