What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.