What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.