What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.