What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.