What Do You Call a...

What Do You Call a... jokes

Driver

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

Midget

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Cat

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

Mix

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

Duck

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

Fish

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!