What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!