What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.