What Do You Call a... jokes

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.