What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a doctor in panera bread
panera med
What do you call a group of children who go on strike? A minor's strike.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas"
what do you call a cowboy with downsyndrome? a whiped patato
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Q: What do you call a person with Downs syndrome who smokes weed
A: Baked potato
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
