What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!