What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.