What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a room with no doors?
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.