What do you call a person in a wheelchair? Anything they can't catch you
what do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
what do you call a rich orphan?
Batman
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a group of emos a cutting board
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs: a eggoppnitos
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
