What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."