What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.

What do you call a rapper who took a dump?

Lil' Crappie.

What do you call a rapper with a PhD?

A rap scholar.

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?

MC Shiver.

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

What do you call a rapper with a cold?

Lil Sneezy.

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?

Captain Rhyme.

What do you call a rapper's pet?

A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?

"UNBLINGABLE"

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

What do you call a rapper who's always cold?

Chill MC.

What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?

A mixtape chef.

What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?

Punctual P