What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.